I'm suffering from Gordon Ramsay bloat
publication date: May 14, 2007
Hi
Please excuse any typing errors . . .
My stomach is so bloated I am having trouble reaching the keyboard!
It was Heloise's birthday yesterday and I took her to the Gordon Ramsay restaurant in Chelsea. We opted for the Menu Prestige - essentially about 8 courses of 3-star Michelin dreaminess.
The maitre' d' promised they would be small portions.
He lied.
The result is I have been waddling around like a corn fed duck!
Anyway, this is a roundabout excuse for a short email today. But I did want to make you aware of a couple of important things . . .
*** 'Are you ready to witness a miracle?'
Don't worry, I haven't been pestered by religious fanatics again.
You see, that was the subject line to an email I received from Simon Johansson recently, pushing . . . Global Abundance Programme
This is yet another network marketing scheme peddling 'online educational products' that the infamous Simon Johansson has latched on to and will no doubt make a bundle from.
Remember, Simon was chucked out of Emerald Passport for miss-representing the true nature of the business.
Oh yes, it is the same SJ who last year was heavily pushing The Prosperity Automated System (hmm, wonder what happened to that one?). The 'GAP' scheme is spookily similar to both of those other schemes and I have no doubt will end up with the same results - a richer SJ and scores of rather glum biz opp seekers who were suckered in by his brilliant marketing only to realise that the product itself is pretty lame . . . or they need to be a marketing whiz or sales tiger to make it work!
Of course, water may turn into wine this time and I am prepared to make a public apology BUT somehow I think it will be some time coming . . .
I will investigate further and report back in this email . . .
OH, also look out for a great financial freebie I've managed to sort out for you. All to be revealed next week.
**** Look out for the WRMM May issue tomorrow
Hallelujah! The May issue drops tomorrow and I wanted
to give you a sneak peak. . . .
The first blueprint was inspired by a Sunday Times
supplement ad I saw for one of those kitchen facia
replacement services. I was intrigued and investigated
further and found that this could be turned into a great
little part-time business - and you don't need any DIY
skills whatsoever! Even better I reckon you could be
making £500 a week from just a few hours graft. Full
details in the issue . . .
The second blueprint is a great investment loophole that
means you can do your but to save the planet from the
ravages of global warming and potentially make over
£100,000 a year tax free - all thanks to those lovely
bureaucrats in Brussels. I can't give too much away, but
let's say it has a lot to do with Christmas Trees!
Emily the WRMM web-whizz investigates the growing
availability of 'instant websites' - the little-known
resources allow you to create websites very quickly,
cheaply (sometimes free) and you don't need an ounce of
tech knowledge.
As Emily puts it so beautifully
'If you're the kind of person that thinks HTML is a strain
of bird flu, never fear!
What else?
Oh yes - a recent straw poll of WRMM readers confirmed
that there is a LOT of interest in financial trading systems.
And no surprise. Since the huge impact of The Insider
Signal last year, there have been a flood of new forex
trading systems as well as the more traditional charting-
based programmes coming to the market.
OK, so a lot of these systems are high priced. I know that
puts a lot of those new to trading off. But it really
shouldn't, especially when you realise the potential for
long term returns the best systems can offer. Despite a few
exceptions, most trading systems I have come across are
published by serious and genuine businesses. There are far
fewer rogues out there than in the mainstream biz opp or
gambling industries.
Nevertheless, I understand why the high-ticket price may
put people off - that's why I have decided to offer an
insider's view on some of these systems so you can make
a more informed assessment before committing cash.
Analysing these systems is pretty much a fulltime job, so I
flicked through my trusty contact book and found
someone who could offer an informed and objective view.
Dave Evans of Market Excellence is our man; with almost
a decade of active trading under his belt he is perfectly
placed to assess the merits of what's on offer. I asked him
to put together a snapshot of some of the best (and worst)
trading systems currently available. I've also been a bit
cheeky and thrown in a couple that I think are worthy of
note.
**** A bit of clarification . . .
As you know, yesterday saw the doors open once again on
the Don't Tell The Professionals trading course.
Now in that email I said that DTTP was the ONLY trading
programme that I fully endorse.
As many of you were quick to point out, this is plain
wrong! Hands up, I made a mistake and so let me clarify.
Don't Tell The Professionals is the only POSITIONAL
trading programme that gets my full backing. By that I
mean this is not day trading - you can set everything up in
20 minutes in the evening once the markets have closed.
And if you missed out yesterday, check it out here:
(Even if you saw it yesterday, please have a click, as I
know some people had trouble and didn't get 'the full
story' . . .)
Of course, I also endorse Louise Woof's Foolproof Forex
programme. But as you will appreciate, Louise's strategy
is essentially a real-time live day trading strategy.
Both work incredibly well and are in many ways
complimentary.
Right, I'm off to run around the block a few times to shed
a few of those extra 'Ramsay' pounds . . .
Have a great weekend
Nick
PS: Oh yes, if you've been in hiding for the past 6 weeks
and haven't a clue what I've been going on about, here's
that link to the only DAY TRADING forex programme I
give the Laight thumbs up to! ;-)